It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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