i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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