The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he fucked my hip out of place.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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