dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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