i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
