Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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