HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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