I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
