On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
either way he was missing a nipple.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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