I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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