So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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