just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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