spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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