I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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