You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I will pee on everything he values.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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