So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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