Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she smelled like a LAN party
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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