He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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