The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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