I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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