the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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