found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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