I'm gonna have a badass scar
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
it glows. i had to have it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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