He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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