I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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