yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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