My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You don't make any sense
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