I think I am morally bankrupt
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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