No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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