hotel room ftw
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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