No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
