He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
