you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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