So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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