I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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