She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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