In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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