i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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