'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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