Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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