Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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