Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
