So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Drake has all the answers
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