quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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