so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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