Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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