North Korea, Best Korea!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
dude. I can hear the air.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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