They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She tied me up with her honor cords...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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