yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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