so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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