im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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