Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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