I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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