And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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