DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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