Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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