your thong is hanging out like whoa
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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