used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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